OVERVIEW
This website is run by John Morphis. Throughout this site, the terms “we,” “us,” or “our,” are used and refer to John Morphis. This website, along with all the info, tools, and services on it, is available to you—as long as you follow these terms.
By browsing or buying from us, you’re agreeing to play by our rules. These Terms of Service (aka “Terms”) apply to everyone: browsers, vendors, customers, merchants, and content creators.
Read these Terms carefully before using our site.
If you don’t like the rules, don’t use our website. Simple as that. If we see fit, we might tweak these Terms, so check back occasionally. Your continued use of our site means you accept whatever changes we make.
SECTION 1 – ONLINE STORE TERMS
By agreeing to these Terms, you confirm that you’re at least the legal adult age in your area. If you’re letting your kid use this site, that’s on you. You can’t use our products for anything shady, illegal, or unauthorized—don’t even try it. No viruses, worms, or other digital garbage. If you mess with our tech, we’ll cut you off. Break the rules? We’ll shut you down, no questions asked.
SECTION 2 – GENERAL CONDITIONS
We can refuse service to anyone, anytime, for any reason. No entitlement here. Your data (excluding credit card info) may be sent across networks without encryption—because, well, that’s how the internet works. Credit card details, though? Those are locked down tight. Copy, steal, or exploit our content or services without permission? Expect consequences. The section headers are just for show—don’t think they change the meaning of anything.
SECTION 3 – ACCURACY, COMPLETENESS, AND TIMELINESS OF INFORMATION
If the info on our site isn’t perfect, don’t come crying to us. Use common sense before making decisions based on what’s here. Some stuff on this site might be outdated. We can update it whenever we feel like it—but we don’t have to. It’s up to you to stay informed.
SECTION 4 – MODIFICATIONS TO THE SERVICE AND PRICES
Prices can and will change without warning. Don’t expect a heads-up. We can tweak, pause, or kill off our services at any time. If that’s a problem for you, too bad. We’re not liable if a price change or service modification inconveniences you.
SECTION 5 – PRODUCTS OR SERVICES (if applicable)
Some products/services are exclusive to this site, and some have limited availability. If you don’t snag it while it’s there, don’t blame us when it’s gone. We try to make our product photos as accurate as possible, but your screen might show colors differently—don’t come at us if it doesn’t look exactly how you imagined. We can refuse to sell to anyone, anytime. We don’t need a reason. We’re not responsible if you don’t love what you buy. Manage your expectations.
SECTION 6 – CONTACT INFORMATION
Got questions about these Terms? Hit us up at hello@johnmorphis.com.